Team Fun Boundary Village Mooshe Cookies

Team Fun, my college gang, is exactly like the what would happen if you somehow mixed the Roughnekcs from Starship Troopers, the gang from Scooby Doo, and the... wait, it's nothing like that. Whatever. Either way, Mooshe is the badass. Or the pretty one. We never really got our boy band personalities in order.

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This is a reconstructed recipe for the Team Fun Boundary Village Cookies. It seems like some Fatty Cookbook material. (I'm going to make some later so I wrote this down.)

DRY STUFF
2 cups oats (not the quick-cooking ones, but the thicker ones)*
2-ish cups flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt (but I never use salt, I never have salt)

WET STUFF
1 & 1/2 sticks butter
2 eggs
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract (or none when you can't afford it)
1-ish cup brown (or black or red or yellow or white) sugar
A dump of cinnamon
Sometimes a dash of nutmeg
Squirts of honey
Tons of chocolate chips

The cinnamon and honey were the "secret" ingredients, as were my loose measurements of flour, sugar, honey and chocolate chips. The recipe never turned out the same way.

My memory cannot recreate how hot or long the cookies cook, but my best guess is 325 degrees for 8-28 minutes.

Best enjoyed as a cookie dough, I also don't know how many cookies this recipe yields.

*One time I replaced oats with some crushed up cereal I had that wasn't oats. I only did it because I bothered a neighbor for eggs, and once I had the eggs realize I was missing most of the other ingredients at 2am. This did not work. The butter and sugar melted and hardened into a candy not unlike, but worse, than peanut brittle.

Another variation included broken up Halloween candy instead of chocolate chips, and this is a great idea.

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Thanks, Mooshe!!